Thursday, October 21, 2004

ChanGe in MySteriOs

There is to be some changes around here on this lil blog all of my loyal fans (not) will be surprised!!! i am now not a little chav but am going back to my old grungery stuff yeah you got a fucking problem come and fucking try some by adding me on dont_give_a_shit@pissoff.net or if your serious maybe at RocK_DuDe84@hotmail.com you fucking rudeboy dick heads im gunna knock the shit out of you then put it back in through your mouths. <---- see amy :P:P:P:P seeeeee

ChanGe in MySteriOs

Yo all my loyal fans (not) any of you guys wanna talk to me add me at RocK_DuDe84@hotmail.com also please check out this cool website made by me and some mates, dont worry more videos coming soon http://w-w-p-d.tripod.com/ yeah anyways check that out

HaVe to admit i waz a little chav scum but i have seen the light and gone back to me old grungery self yay :D


Sunday, August 15, 2004

Sean the master of comebacks.... or not.


[18:56:09] (6)calvin is: how ar you
[18:56:15] Kirsty is on: hi you batty mucnhing dick
[18:56:20] Kirsty is on: munching*
[18:56:30] (6)calvin is: ?
[18:56:31] (6)calvin is: ?
[18:56:32] Kirsty is on: how many pubes do you have now 2 or 3?
[18:56:32] (6)calvin is: /
[18:56:33] (6)calvin is: /
[18:56:35] (6)calvin is: /???
[18:56:41] Kirsty is on: fucking batty
[18:57:03] (6)calvin is: ho are you prick
[18:57:05] Kirsty is on: noone likes you because you swallow
[18:57:16] Kirsty is on: dirty swan raping fuckstick
[18:57:28] (6)calvin is: hi tom
[18:57:37] Kirsty is on: what the fuck who is tom
[18:57:43] Kirsty is on: your a sad assed wanksatin
[18:57:47] Kirsty is on: stain
[18:57:59] Kirsty is on: dont say random names to pretend you have
friends
[18:58:07] * (6)calvin is a nut he has a rubber but and every time he
terns around it gos put put(6) is now Offline
[19:00:08] Kirsty is on: your back with sadness
[19:00:24] (6)hi every : just tell me ho you are
[19:00:44] Kirsty is on: i am the magic little insulter from babial
island
[19:01:48] * (6)hi every boby hi doctor nick(6) is now Offline
[19:09:36] (6)hi every : who ar u
[19:09:48] Kirsty is on: your arses fellings
[19:10:05] (6)hi every : (6)youis a nut he has a rubber but and every
time he terns around it gos put put(6)
[19:10:31] Kirsty is on: wow great come back sean
[19:10:38] Kirsty is on: get a life and maybe some pubes
[19:10:42] Kirsty is on: bollockface
[19:10:50] (6)hi every : whos sean
[19:10:52] Kirsty is on: yea stfu shitstabber
[19:11:13] Kirsty is on: i kow you sean norsworthy hehehehe you are an
arse crumpit
[19:12:14] Kirsty is on: oooooo what will you doooo
[19:12:41] Kirsty is on: bum rapping bird fucker
[19:12:56] (6)hi every : you are a nob
[19:13:17] Kirsty is on: yes i know its brilliant i flop around all
day until something hot comes along
[19:13:32] Kirsty is on: better then being a nob sucker huh?
[19:13:43] Kirsty is on: you have crap come backs so just dont bother
[19:13:47] (6)hi every : im calld jhon statton ilive in new porn so
fuck off
[19:13:51] * (6)hi every boby hi doctor nick(6) is now Offline
[19:14:46] Kirsty is on: ffs your sean norswothy and you have no
freinds a one inch wonder (penis dumb fuck) and about 1
pube that you share with calvin
[19:15:25] (6)hi every : whow the fuck is sean and calvin
[19:17:16] (6)hi every : nob sqirrel rapper
[19:17:35] Kirsty is on: yes good one
[19:17:48] Kirsty is on: sean norswothy likes it in his mouth from
calvin ford
[19:17:58] Kirsty is on: and little alex in the birds estate
[19:18:28] Kirsty is on: you like putting plungers in your arse and
pretending your a plumber
[19:18:30] (6)hi every : dick no live cunt live in a box becase yuor
dog pooped on you set that yuo lived on
[19:18:53] Kirsty is on: okay then...... that was a shite comeback
with lots of spelling mistakes
[19:19:33] (6)hi every : how old ar you im 16 u prick
[19:19:43] Kirsty is on: your 13 you dumbass
[19:19:56] (6)hi every : no im 16?
[19:20:02] Kirsty is on: now you cant even count wow you have lost 2
brain cells scince i last met you
[19:20:31] * (6)hi every boby hi doctor nick(6) is now Offline


That was fun... Who's next?

Kanwar the Canadian


[00:04:10] Kirsty is on: how many penis' do you touch in one morning?
[00:04:28] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: The fuck?
[00:04:34] Kirsty is on: the bushes in aldania grown thick with pubes
[00:04:36] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: Who is this?
[00:04:40] Kirsty is on: benson
[00:04:50] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: Do I know you?
[00:04:54] Kirsty is on: yea man
[00:05:07] Kirsty is on: your the one down the road with flapping head
and beady eyes?
[00:05:19] Kirsty is on: wheres phillip
[00:05:20] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: I don't think I do
[00:05:27] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: Who the hell is philip
[00:05:29] Kirsty is on: yes you do spit licker
[00:05:41] Kirsty is on: phillip hangs round with terrance
[00:05:45] Kirsty is on: you knoiw
[00:06:02] ~¤ §ôüL òn î: This is a waste of time. I'm just going to
assume you found randomly found my email or something. You
are blocked, I have no time for this.
[00:06:06] * ~¤ §ôüL òn îCê ¤~[ Age eighteen, I stay confused but yet
wise / It's the day of my birth yet I feel the touch of my
demise ...] is now Offline


And that was the best Canada had to offer.

Those that couldn't hack it


[00:06:49] Kirsty is on: is your penis still sore?
[00:07:03] Alan: wtf
[00:07:05] Kirsty is on: i know my vats isd
[00:07:08] Kirsty is on: cats is*
[00:07:12] Alan: wtf
[00:07:13] * Alan is now Offline




[12:35:28] "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (l: hey
[12:39:25] Kirsty is on: fuck you
[12:39:34] Kirsty is on: stoopid spunk licking arse bandit
[12:41:12] Kirsty is on: are you a ball because your a fat bastard
from eating too much cake
[12:41:21] "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (l: my mums seeing this
[12:41:29] "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (l: coz shes looking at something on the net
[12:41:42] Kirsty is on: so i dont care
[12:41:51] "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (l: i can see ur ip address
[12:41:59] Kirsty is on: have you told her about your porn yet?
[12:42:07] "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (l: nope
[12:42:15] * "`°º¤ø,¸¸ (li) Roped me in so, mesmorising, so,
hypnotising, i am captivated, i am vindicated... (li)
¸¸,ø¤º°`" is now Offline




[16:05:05] Kirsty is on: whats so great about you?
[16:05:11] Kirsty is on: whore

Lets try again:

[19:06:54] ;) 2hot 2hol: hi whos this?!
[19:07:13] Kirsty is on: your not so great you nipple eating fuck
tart
[19:07:45] ;) 2hot 2hol: who is this??? u added me!
[19:09:14] Kirsty is on: i know i did
[19:09:18] Kirsty is on: fucking well done tard
[19:09:31] Kirsty is on: your about as sweet as a lemon eating walrus
[19:09:38] Kirsty is on: and yea im sure you are hot
[19:09:58] ;) 2hot 2hol: where did u get my addy frm nd who r u???
[19:10:16] Kirsty is on: i got your addy from the deepest darkest
parts of female breasts
[19:10:22] Kirsty is on: and i am a kirsty catcher
[19:11:18] Kirsty is on: dung funnel
[19:11:25] * ;) 2hot 2hold, 2sweet 2 eat :P is now Offline

Crazy Ape Dude Feels the Wrath of MySteriOs

Kirsty is on -This is me, enjoy.

[23:46:39] Kirsty is on: i think its time for you to shut up
[23:46:47] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: eh?
[23:46:53] Kirsty is on: dont eh me biscuit boy
[23:47:02] Kirsty is on: why are you so crazy?
[23:47:02] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: who is this?
[23:47:10] Kirsty is on: you look l;ike a shaven testacal
[23:47:19] Kirsty is on: this is the kirsty catcher
[23:47:27] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: and you can spell - sometimes...
[23:47:40] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: you get a... wiat.. no - you don't get a
star
[23:47:43] Kirsty is on: you can suck, sometimes
[23:47:46] Kirsty is on: wiat?
[23:47:48] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: true...
[23:47:53] Kirsty is on: thats a spelling mistake oh no
[23:48:00] Kirsty is on: stoopid
[23:48:04] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: who the hell is kirtsy catcher?
[23:48:10] Kirsty is on: you like to shave your own arse
[23:48:18] Kirsty is on: and eat your findings on jammy bread
[23:48:37] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: wtf??
[23:48:49] Kirsty is on: dont ask me its your fetish
[23:48:53] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: look, if you're lost.. the institute is the
second left up the road
[23:48:57] Kirsty is on: or so im tols oddball
[23:49:34] Kirsty is on: im not going back there till you go to the
zoo so called crazyape
[23:49:48] Kirsty is on: the only thing your crazy over is big black
men in dark allys
[23:49:51] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: uhhhh... thats my name doofus
[23:50:18] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: look - stop projecting your own issues and
dreams onto me
[23:50:18] Kirsty is on: you like glamidia scabs on your breasts
[23:50:21] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: you can get help...
[23:50:23] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: honstely
[23:50:26] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: :)
[23:50:29] Kirsty is on: wow great comeback tissue boy
[23:50:39] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: no no... its truee
[23:50:48] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: people in your position can get HELP
[23:50:58] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: usually it employs stuff like electric shock
[23:50:59] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: s
[23:51:00] Kirsty is on: yes i know vaseline be good in these
posisitions
[23:51:24] Kirsty is on: dont get mad because the batteries are low in
your dildo
[23:51:26] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: but in this case i would suggest having a
bomb attched to YOUR testicles KIRsty.. or should i say
MAFRED
[23:51:38] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: dildo's don't use batteries idiot
[23:51:42] Kirsty is on: i am not called kirsty
[23:51:48] Kirsty is on: how would you know
[23:51:53] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: no go grow some pubes you 13 yr old fucktard
and ide
[23:52:00] Kirsty is on: yes....
[23:52:01] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: dies
[23:52:15] Kirsty is on: i will die when you stop shaving your
armpits
[23:52:17] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: then whay the hell is your name "kirsty"
[23:52:21] Kirsty is on: it isnt
[23:52:22] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: eh?
[23:52:26] Kirsty is on: i am kirsty a#cathcer
[23:52:28] Kirsty is on: catcher
[23:52:46] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: uhuh... i don't know who you are
[23:52:47] Kirsty is on: you tard why would i call myself a hairy yei
[23:52:49] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: (Y)
[23:53:05] Kirsty is on: the only biscuits you eat is arse biscuitsd
[23:53:21] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: what? why do all of your insults use arses
[23:53:21] Kirsty is on: nasal hair eater
[23:53:25] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: am i mean't to be offended
[23:53:25] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: ?
[23:53:27] Kirsty is on: arse bandit
[23:53:37] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: lol
[23:53:43] Kirsty is on: llama farming nun raping hairy knee licking
fuckwit
[23:53:44] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: that's my line
[23:53:51] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: :-O
[23:54:02] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: so how old are you?
[23:54:10] Kirsty is on: benson
[23:54:22] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: indeed, i speak that language fluently
[23:54:23] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: :S
[23:54:31] Kirsty is on: margerie?
[23:54:34] Kirsty is on: is that you
[23:54:39] (®@z¥?p€ ™ -: au revior and adeiu...
[23:54:42] * (®@z¥?p€ ™ - hey biscuits... i think its time for YOU TO
BE EATEN!!! is now Offline


Now mr crazyape is 17 and I am 13, oh dear, oh dear. PWND!